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Maybe I should get her a cheese slicer. Everyone likes cheese slicers.
— Zak, on what to get his auntie as a present for when he goes home.
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- Me: Hey Zak. Whatcha' doin?
- Zak: Flexing my ass muscles.
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- Zak: How old is she to still care what her parents think?
- Me: Funny how that is, how some people respect their parents, isn't it?
- Zak: Yeah, I reckon.
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Be careful in your speech that you say “vindkraft” not “vindkräft” because if you say “vindkräft” they will think you’re talking about wind crayfish, not wind power.
— Zak
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I wonder what happens when Bear Grylls’ wife doesn’t do the grocery shopping… does he just go round the back and start picking for grubs and bugs and stuff?
— Zak
